dear asshole,
nice to find out that you’re in town again, well, at least until tomorrow. it’s so wonderfully typical that you couldn’t be bothered to tell me this information, seeing as i have very important paperwork for you to sign, which you are well aware of. thanks for taking time out of your busy schedule of drinking and snorting coke to keep your word.
then again, how stupid of me was it to actually believe you this time? to actually believe that you were ready to man up and do what you should have done three years ago. once again, i’ve been burned. i haven’t trusted a damn word you’ve said in over four years, yet i somehow believed that you had grown up enough to do the right thing.
i’m done.
i will not answer your phone calls, i will not respond to any message you send through friends or family members, i will hang up if you call me at work. i’m washing my hands of you once and for all. i WILL get what i want, and you had best not doubt it. i will do what i have to and let the chips fall as they may, but i WILL walk away victorious.
you had your chance to be a man and to do the right thing for the very first time in your life. why am i surprised that you failed once again? why am i completely shocked at the fact that you really couldn’t care less about the most amazing thing that has ever happened to either one of us?
i don’t even have words for what a pathetic waste of humanity you are. go snort some more nose candy – it’s obviously the only thing that’s ever mattered.
- me

So basically, some things never change, some people never change… and he will forever be an asshole. UGH. I hope you get the papers signed easily enough, despite the pain in the ass.